An Ode to COVID-19, by Tim Train

O COVID 19, O COVID 19,

You're the swingingest kid on the swingingest scene,
You're the pneumonic mania sweeping the land -
And your tune's got a kick as you strike up the band,

O COVID 19, O COVID 19,
You're ruling this beat, you're the king, you're the queen,
Retrovirus is IN, baby, and what do you know,
You pop up all ready to steal the show -

O COVID 19, O COVID 19,
It's cosy and calm here in self-quarantine,
It's an introvert's dream, and I've so much to do -
But I'm stuck here all day with little old YOU -

O COVID 19, O COVID 19,
All over the news, all over the screen,
Let's be socially distant. Let's not stay in touch.
Yeah, f*k you very much,
O COVID 19.

By Tim Train